The Invader
Mar. 6th, 2010 10:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trickykittyI came across a quick two line synopsis for a (probably really bad) movie.
Good alien from a dying race must impregnate an Earth woman to avoid extinction of his race. Bad alien whose race helped wipe out good alien's race doesn't want to see this happen.
The thing is, it also sounds like the synopsis of a really horrible porn.
That just makes me wonder how easy it would be to do that with other movies. Type up a movie synopsis in just a couple of sentences and see if it sounds like the plot to a porn.
I recommend starting with Death At A Funeral (the original damn it - even though I think it's pretty awesome that Peter Dinklage will also be in the remake).
EDIT - Death at a Funeral has already been done for me, and yep, I think it qualifies, so much so that I think a Death at a Funeral porn could easily surpass Lady Chatterly 1&2 for "inherited mischief":
Chaos ensues when a man tries to expose a dark secret regarding a recently deceased patriarch of a dysfunctional British family.
Can you say inbred orgy time?
Good alien from a dying race must impregnate an Earth woman to avoid extinction of his race. Bad alien whose race helped wipe out good alien's race doesn't want to see this happen.
The thing is, it also sounds like the synopsis of a really horrible porn.
That just makes me wonder how easy it would be to do that with other movies. Type up a movie synopsis in just a couple of sentences and see if it sounds like the plot to a porn.
I recommend starting with Death At A Funeral (the original damn it - even though I think it's pretty awesome that Peter Dinklage will also be in the remake).
EDIT - Death at a Funeral has already been done for me, and yep, I think it qualifies, so much so that I think a Death at a Funeral porn could easily surpass Lady Chatterly 1&2 for "inherited mischief":
Chaos ensues when a man tries to expose a dark secret regarding a recently deceased patriarch of a dysfunctional British family.
Can you say inbred orgy time?
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Date: 2010-03-06 06:04 pm (UTC)"And of course the bad alien has to stop it by sucking out the good alien's semen - because the porn needs the ewwww factor."
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Date: 2010-03-06 06:36 pm (UTC)Oh GOD yick!
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Date: 2010-03-06 06:52 pm (UTC)PS - it is possible I am not right.
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Date: 2010-03-06 07:03 pm (UTC)Edit - Hmmm - I wonder if "in the head" could become a new Chinese fortune cookie meme.
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Date: 2010-03-06 07:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-06 08:09 pm (UTC)